Trust us to make the cuts no one else will!

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We don't care about your trees but we'll cut whatever you want out of em!

We'll beat any price by 69%! GUARANTEED

Trust us to make the cuts no one else will!

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We Don't Care About the Details

Customer Satisfaction Not Guaranteed

Listen we don't care about your dumb planter or your bird bath or whatever else is near the tree. It's gonna get broke and your yards gonna look shitty. We'll go out of our way to make things worse! We take ZERO liability for any damages caused during tree work. You wanted the cheapest price. So you get what you pay for dummy. We don't clean up or haul off debris and we take cash only.

We're a No Liability Company.

F@#$ your yard.

Customer Satisfaction Not Guaranteed

You aint gonna be happy but you'll be happy you didn't spend a fortune on a more expensive tree service to do the same work!