Listen, we don't care about your dumb planter or your bird bath or whatever else is near the tree. It's gonna get broke and your yards gonna look shitty. We'll go out of our way to make things worse! We take ZERO liability for any damages caused during tree work. You wanted the cheapest price. So we'll be sure you get exactly what you pay for, you cheapass dirtbag. We don't clean up or haul off debris and we take cash only. Mad? That's too bad. The trees on the ground, and hazard removed. Not our problem to deal with anymore once it's on the ground. We're a TREE service not some dumbass landscaper.
We're a No Liability Company!
We take pride in being the cheapest and quickest at ruining your day and wrecking your property.
F@#$ your yard and anything else in the way!
